Rant: Ode to the Parking Problem

To: The kids in my apartment complex
Regarding: Parking

All you all f*cking idiots?  No, I take that back.  Not all of you are.  I can count one decent individual out of the other 16+ persons in our small complex.  To the rest of you though: you're f*cking idiots.  Is parking really that difficult?  Really? 

A sign indicating locations of parking sports for each apartment was posted.  One person kept taking it down over and over again, probably in hopes that no one would see it and they could keep "their" precious parking spot.  Of course, if they were so pissed off about it, they could just talk to the other individual parking there and trade places.  Person-to-person live social interaction with no media go-between?!  GOOD GOD NO!!  After clearly indicating that the landlord approved the parking, the individual stopped being a b*tch and left the parking sign up there.  This greatly improved the parking situation in that everyone knew where to park.

A b*tchy water polo player (as the stick on the rear of her car suggests) decided that that still wasn't good enough and is still simply parking wherever.  in the grass, in random people's parking spots, and now in my parking spot.  You know how much that sucks coming in at 8am in a rush to get out to class and someone is in your parking spot?  Now I'm stuck blocking at least one other car by squeezing onto an opening in the grass.  I left a note on said vehicle, indicating that if she did not move to her allotted place, I'd have to call a tow truck.  Why am I even having to do this?  It makes no sense: just park in your f*cking parking spot.

Also, specifically to the other idiots in the back parking, MOVE. THE. F*UCK. OVER.  The parking is tight back there and in order to get all seven cars back there, you need to park close.  Five currently fit back there now.  That's two extra parking places that you idiots are taking up and two people who cannot park their cars. 

You may not care (please picture Cartman from South Park saying "I can do what I want"), but if your parking place was taken, you would care then.  What you do affects others and though you don't give a rat's a$$ about them, they will respond in the manner in which they are treated to you.

To sign off I'll leave you with this: I hope my parking place is open this evening you little f*cking morons.